Monday, May 09, 2011

And there is NOTHING taped to the back of the toilet tank

Sunday, October 17, 2010

I call this one "Boobs and a Monkey"

Thursday, October 22, 2009

I am ready for a terrorist attack - note the rapid fire technology

Mmmmmm comfort food! Nothing hits the spot like a nice hot and steamy. . .

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

My camera was stolen in Peru :(

As much as I'd love to post some great photos. . .

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Tough Economic Times Lead One To Reflect On Priorities

Thursday, January 01, 2009

Don't forget to add Hanukkah decorations so your holiday-themed displays aren't racist!


Teach your children about the modern military industrial complex while learning to read AND become a creepy nationalist! Perfect for home-schooling!

Well what's it going to be? Struggle against the imperialist pigs or join them and get a Big Gulp?

Jerk

U.S. Mexico Border - Caution! Families fleeing poverty and corrupt governance!

Tijuana! The city that never. . . takes a bath?

Tijuana Wax Museum: featuring such famous Mexicans as Porfirio Diaz, Pancho Villa, Zapata and an aged Tom Cruise



Saturday, October 11, 2008

My new state-of-the-art wind-resistant biking outfit. . . JEALOUS?

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Cuz this is how we play in America - you don't like it? Move to Canada

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Bacon-Wrapped Beef from the 99 cent store with up to 30% solution at no extra cost to the consumer!



At other places, you'd probably have to pay extra for all of that solution, but not at the 99cent store, where the carcinogens and up to 30% solution are all part of the bargain! And yes, I do all of my grocery shopping here. This beef-steak goes great with genetically modified tomato and cucumber salad.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

I had to slay this tree after it ate 5 children. You're welcome.

In the mood for something sweet? Try a Honey Bucket, best served lukewarm with flies